soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

Me though.

(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)

One of them are literally useless but still. 😅

One of them are literally useless but still. 😅